There’s nothing like being able to diagnose yourself with a condition that you don’t understand at all and probably can’t pronounce based on symptoms that you think you have by selecting them from a list presented to you on a website filled with more ads than a mainstream news page.
What’s even better is that, armed with your Scrabble-worthy magazine of medical gibberish, you can diagnose others with the speed and precision of a can of fart spray in a college dorm.